Funkmaster Flex dropped about a thousand bombs last night while he raged on fellow DJ, DJ Clue. As far as so-called “epic rants” go, this shit ranks pretty high. Flex went IN. Brutally.
Now, apparently this whole thing stems from some Twitter sniping about how Flex took a Nicki Minaj exclusive from Clue. Obviously, our details are fuzzy but that’s really beside the point right now. What’s important at this very moment is how simultaneously arrogant, derogatory, motivational and absolutely hilarious Flex’s tirade was. Ten minutes of pure ether peppered with a few mentions of how much he respects Clue (who he never actually mentions by name).
Before you hear it for yourself, here are a couple highlights:
“I get the records in this town first! … This radio thing is NOT your arena, ok? … People only put their faith in you ’cause they hope that you’re the next Flex!… You can’t keep up with me, boy! … Fam, you got about 2 wins in 52 weeks and that’s what you get hyped for? You been losing for so long that that‘s what you get hyped for? … Who you mad at, me or you, man? … I been doin’ this a long time. You can’t beat me at it, man. You make yourself sound stupid braggin’ about two weeks out of 52. Really? That’s what you got? … My radio game is at level 20. Boy you betta go back to the drawing board ’cause you lost tonight. … Classic loser status. … I know he’s good at what he does, man, but he ain’t better at this right here. … Now don’t let me have to talk to you like this again. You clown. … You listen to me good — I aint hold this crown for so many years for some boxhead cornball to get a record tonight that you thought you was gonna get. Now you just shut up. OK? … How many times does this have to happen to you, Charlie Brown?? You’ll never kick the football!! NEVER!! … Hot 97, I reign supreme nationally in this radio thing! Let me know if you want a lesson.”
Whoa. And that’s only a sample.
Clue retorted via his Twitter account, calling Flex a “compulsive liar” (also without mentioning him by name). He then shared a picture of the Xtrends report that lists him at #1 in his timeslot.
Tweets and trends aside, unless Clue does something on his show tonight that’s at least comparable to Flex’s literal and figurative bomb-dropping, he can chalk this particular battle up as a loss.
Hear the full rant, in all its glory, below:
BONUS – Hear Flex’s last epic rant, on R&B singer Olivia, here.
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